Rasquatch

Like a Sasquatch, but smaller and faster with more of a squatting posture.

Gabe didn’t make YouTube Rewind, so he went out to find a Rasquatch.

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”