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The "ups and downs" of a same sex relationship, normally caused by the imbalance of hormones in the shared home.
Brian was riding the homocoaster due to Simon's love of illicit cottaging. His emotions were all over the place but he loved Simon, could he cope with the cottaging? He'd have to sit tight and hope to ride the big one again sooner or later.
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When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".
Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
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When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"
After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.
He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".
The act off pissing yourself due to the overwhelming desire to complete a level on a computer game.
Joe was near the end of the first level, it had taken almost five hours and six energy drinks. It was then that the inevitable happened, he suffered a fairly public nintendo wee which ruined his new game chair and lounge floor. The stench of piss will last for days.
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A passive homosexual who is part of a commited relationship often a civil partnership but still enjoys going down deep while being full of many different semen.
After the third man had reamed his gaping hole Stephen was truely a submarryner. Up periscope.
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