jelly doughnut

Before you ejaculate during intercourse, pull out and shoot your load in a circlular motion around your parters face (simulating the glaze). Then you crack them full fisted in the nose so it gushes blood. (Simulating the jelly)

Chris Wagner likes to recieve a jelly doughnut every morning before work.

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Fruck

A PG-13 substitution for the word "Fuck"

Fruck you Garth, mama didn't raise no fool! "What was that son?" I said, Fruck.... "Oh, ok Chris."

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