Any word or phrase that can be deemed sultry followed by a big haired chick from the 80s blowing a bubble with her gum; Loud popping of bubble
I have a good mouth and no gag reflex...
*looks in the mirror*
âShawn...you got thisâ
*bubble gum pop*
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After swimming all day, it is the sandwich that ends all sandwiches.
*After a day on the river* Bruh, this is the best goddamn tomato swimich Iâve ever eaten in my fucking life. Letâs watch cartoons, take a nap, and hit the river again.
The outline of a dudeâs smart phone in his front pocket.
Check out Scottâs phoner, girl. Heâs clearly packing at least an iPhone 12
Responding to a text a day late. A response to a yesterday text.
Kylee: âHey! Did you get the text about the party tomorrow?â
Next day
Shawn: âGirl! I saw that text this afternoon! Totally yexted them back. Iâll be there! Last minute booze I can grab?â