Paracornagus

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.

Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus

Paracorn

noun; a somewhat mythical creature believed to originate from southern Singapore.

The Paracorn is described as a paraplegic unicorn usually colored white and most commonly have their front legs replaced by wheels.

The Paracorn is closely related to the Paracornagus.

Devon: Is that a paraplegic unicorn?

Richard: Ahh, yes. A Paracorn

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Blaximum

use of which one is in a situation where 'black' and 'maximum' are used one after another

Martin Luther King Jr. had blaximum support

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LJ

LJ=Location Joke, Referring to when someone would say 'you had to be there' at the location of which the first element of funny happened.

James: I cant get this thing in

Beth: Just like Josh hahaha

Jodie: I dont get it?

Beth: LJ

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