Factory Pussy

Gross female factory employees, typically from midwestern states, that perform gross sexual acts with their younger male coworkers. These female factory workers generally do not keep up with common grooming standards and personal hygiene in the genital region.

Hey bro, it was getting late and everyone left the bar so I ended up scoring some factory pussy around 2am before I went home

Hey Sniffy, remember Beth the Pussy of Death? That was the best factory pussy I ever had!

Goldwing Benefits

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.

Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.