chron-chron

1. Bomb weed. A variation of chronic

Dude, let's get some chron-chron and get totally wasted.

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Merced

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

Merced - Gateway to hell.

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tweaker fly

1.n an ordinary house fly that has metamorphosed into a devoluted super fly by consuming the excreted by-product from the skin of a tweaker (a life-form under the influence of methamphetamine). Tweaker flies become extremely aggresive, develop a nuclear-hardened exo-skeleton, their appendages grow to triple normal size. Avoid tweaker flies at all costs: Tweaker flies will dive-bomb you to get their next dose of methamphetimine (they do not care if you are spun ducky woo woo or not). Tweaker flies wings fold back like F-14 fighter jet swept wings. They have sex constantly (partners' gender is unimportant). Tweaker flies love cockroaches sexually most of all.

Dude, don't go to 12th Street; the tweaker flies have taken over Merced and are learning to speak English. One did a fly-by and told me "Give me you methamfriendofmine.

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methamfriendofmine

1.n. methamphetamine

Let's get spun ducky woo woo with my new buddy methamfriendofmine.

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uncocked

1. v. to have one's penis become a vagina.

2. n. flaccid

1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man.

2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.

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caca

1. n. methamphetamine

Let's get spun ducky woo woo on some of Sippi's connections' caca.

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