NASCAR Dads

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.

I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.

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Soccer Mom

A woman who takes a nasty, stinky dump all over a soccer ball, then proceeds to lick every bit of it off, while masturbating to naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

I thought I was into skat, but that soccer mom showed me that I have yet to explore the finer points of fecal fetishes.

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bisnotch

just like "bitch" but funnier to say

Damn that foo' is a bisnotch

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