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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.

Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019


Menu Eyes

A state of mindlessness. When you are physically reading but none of the information is processing.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.

I had to reread that whole chapter because I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019