Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

Connor W

Connor W is like McDonald's Sprite, he may shock you at first, but get to know him and you won't be able to get enough. He's tech savvy and will scare your computer into working. He'll nerd out with you or he'll just vibe out with you if that's the mood. As long as you don't get between him and his drones, you'll find he's quite a good friend. Don't forget to mention his massive rod If you get his attention, be prepared to duck.

Who's that in the dark red shirt and jeans? Oh that's just Connor W, he's a real one.