Hearl

Hearl is always late. He gets distracted by shiny things, and fucks around doing nothing important for hours to piss everyone off. Hearl is in a world of his own when he's getting ready to go somewhere.

Stop hearling around and hurry up.

Quit ya hearling.

Whatcha doing? Just hearling.

You're such a hearl.

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Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

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