They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

ASKDOCOSKNABABABA

When you have a crush or a friend who is really bad at texting and you end up spamming your keyboard and then proceed to rant about it.

Person 1: I'm texting my crush.
Person 2: Wow, that's nice.
Person 1: ASKDOCOSKNABABABA!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why is he so bad at texting?
Person 2: No clue.

Dudéy

When a girl doesn’t like being called a dude and dudette just sounds wack.

Guy: What’s up dude?
Girl: I’m not a dude. (Rage)
Guy: ... Dudéy?
Girl: Sure