Brares

1. Noun-Derived from the Greek god Ares, god of war. He is the angry bro who likes starting fights, being the alpha male, and prefers the bro sport football over the bro sport lax. He enjoys whiskey to beer, gets into fights on facebook, and generally thinks he is THE shit, all the while, still gets too many girls (even if they are all brohoes) so that he can mantain his level of cockiness and think hes a god. Often have friends brositting them. Not to be confused with Broseidon

Dude 1: Did you watch Tool Academy on VH1 last night?

Dude 2: Yeah that one guy who takes his shirt off every chance he gets cracks me up. He thinks hes the coolest thing ever

Dude 1: Haha yeah seriously hes such a Brares

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