Brasil

Best country in the world.
Nuff said.

Brasil: Dude, Brasil is like the nation of the Gods. If heaven existed on Earth, it would be located in Brasil.
John: Naw.
Brasil: Man, Brasil owns guam, corea, u.s., armenia, japan, israel, africa, and specially argentina. These places don't even deserve to have the first letter of their names capitalized.
Guam: *QQs like Un Brazo*
HyunGyum: *Same as guam*
ArmoHater: *Same as HyunGyum*
Woo: *Same as ArmoHater*
John: *Goes back to work at my diamond mine*

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John Zone

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.

Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!

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John

v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!

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Basketball

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.

Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...

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John Burger

A creation of Massa Kim after witnessing a nigger's obsession for meat.

The John Burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.

John: Damn, there is no more bacon on this sandwich. *throws the sandwich on the ground and steps on it*
Brasil: Dude, think about your starving brothers in Africa.
John: I don't eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
MassaKim: Hey John, I'll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the John Burger.
Brasil: Surely is good.
John: Thank you Massa Kim. You are a genius.

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Bullshitosis

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.

Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!

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God

You can't see him because he is not there.

Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!

Atheists: 1
Believers: 0

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