Zoomtard

To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

Arpathy

The apathetic feeling one gets while that nothing new of interest is to be found online.
(Etymology: Arpanet + Apathy)

I was slipping into total Arpathy until I noticed my friend updated his blog.

sigbot

A programmatic bitch used to enforce signature rules on TribalWar.

Sigbot was born in hell. If you mess up, she owns you.

bitchowned

A further degree of being owned.

Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.

Brass

Something ugly as F!

That boy's face is brass man!!

Rei

A guy who is Anti-Everything, contradictory, hypocritical, and a retard who can't spell.

You: Jesus Christ Rei, you're an idiot.
-Rei: WTF! NO YOURE AN IDUIT!! OMG!