Yellow 5

An ingredient in many foods and drinks, most popularly known to be in Mountain Dew, but can also be found in tic-tacs.

An Urban Myth states that this shrinks your testicles.

Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Samantha: "Why are you drinking that Mountain Dew, don't you know it has Yellow 5 in it?"
Andrew: "Do you honestly think they would sell a product that shrinks your testicles and not even put a warning label on it, or even sell something like that at all?"
Samantha: "Oh... I never thought of it that way"

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Amoretti

A local band of Orlando, FL. Some members of the band attend University High School.

Andrew: "I can't go a day without seeing at least 2 amoretti t-shirts at school, who are they?"
David: "They are a local band that goes to your school and they have some college guys in it"."
Andrew: "Wtf, I didn't know that..."

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