mulliterate

The act of having a mullet and being illiterate. Alternately, being well versed in mullet identification.

Are you mulliterate? ‘Cuz you have a bad haircut AND you can’t read.

Alternate use: That guy can identify any mullet, he’s mulliterate.

successory

An accessory that is WORKING.

GIRL, that hat your wearing is KILLING IT, such a successory.