perschwing

Possibly

Friend: "She's kinda cute, would you smash that"?

Me: "Hmmmmm perschwing"

Slagathor

Banse's preposterously hideous doggo.

Good God Banse's pet is a slagathor.

snurpous

When you aren't supposed to have snacks because you're on a diet but you plan it out and do so anyway.

A combination of Snack and Purpose.

I had a snurpous... <shame face>

Look at that fat cow, she has the snurpouses all the time