Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny

-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo

Pastel

Its real definition on almost every country is "cake", in Puerto Rico "pastel" is a typical dish, but, it also means a bad joke, like the worst joke in the world, but, still funny. Worst than a "Dad jokes".

+: You're hungry?
-: Yes, I'm.
+: Hi, Hungry. I'm Steve.

What a fucking "pastel"!

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