Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

Hide n Stink

verb.

the act of hiding your girls turd during anal. So she doesn’t stop due to embarrassment.

I had to pull a fast hide n stink because I hadn’t busted yet!

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