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When a person is starting to fall asleep & their head bobs up & down resembling giving a blowjob.
Hey bro,you're over there blowin' a ghost, you want me to drive for a while?
When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom
Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal