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When a person is starting to fall asleep & their head bobs up & down resembling giving a blowjob.
Hey bro,you're over there blowin' a ghost, you want me to drive for a while?
The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom
Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal
When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.