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When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
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A unicorgan is a majestic as fuck creature created by the heated fornication of a unicorn and a dragon, as the unicorn was feeling particularly uni-horny. The offspring (the Unicorgan) has two mighty wings, as well as a horn on its head and the ability to breath fire. This mighty beast is fond of relaxing in the canopies of trees after spending an afternoon fucking up vilages and slaughtering their citizens.
The Unicorgan flew through the skies, its magnificent and scaly genitals floating in the breeze.
When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.
Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa
Spending time with someone and building a special relationship as you explore the world together, only for you to lea off them to reach a slightly higher area while they plummet to their undeserved death.
He looked his Yoshi straight in the eye as he executed a Yoshi-Betrayal and leapt off of its back