squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

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smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

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