Transfascist

Your new overlords obey or be canceled

Cis: canceled text
Other cis of opposite physiology: canceled text

Cis: family murdered

Other cis of opposite physiology: but all I said was"canceled text"
Cis: I guess I angered a transfascist..... I miss my family

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soak it in cider

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

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