Basic White Boy

Appearance:

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. Diverse sized, shaped, and flavored e-cigarettes, or “vapes” if you will, are prevalent when congregated. These groups are often shrouded by their own exhaled vapor, a pocketed speaker hidden amongst them blasting lyrics that can’t be heard over the base. When alone, they normally play Rainbow 6 Siege or Apex Legends, having used to play Fortnite but now hate it for some reason.

Where to Find Them:

Wanna take a look for yourself? Go to your local park, cafeteria bathroom, back of the bus, or McDonald’s parking lot!

“Lets just get in there, use the bathroom, and get out before a Basic White Boy asks us if we have an extra pod.”

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