Spats

Also known as bike shorts or cycling shorts, spats are a modern pair of tight-fitting shorts made from stretchy material, typically a mix of nylon and spandex. They are designed as athletic wear for physical activities like sports and exercise. Spats are unisex garments, although you'll find that more women than men wear them because their sleek and form-fitting nature accentuates the curves around their bottoms. There are different colours available, but the most common is black, and the shorts can be either solid or shiny depending on the material used. Spats are popular with girls who are either physically active or have a tomboyish sense of fashion.

Spats can also alternatively be worn as panties by wearing them without underwear underneath, and then worn with either a skirt or another pair of shorts over them. In media such as anime and video games, they are used as a way to skirt around the problem of unwanted panty shots which is especially prevalent in female characters who frequently perform high kicks in fight scenes. However, there is a sizeable group of people who find black spandex shorts more arousing than your standard pantsu, thus ironically defeating the point of such modest garments similar to the way people find pantyhose sexy.

While the two are similar, spats should not be confused with booty shorts, which sometimes come in loose variants. Also not to be confused with the short form of spatterdashes, a type of footwear accessory worn mostly by men

"If a girl is wearing spats without panties underneath and you see her spats, that technically counts as a panty shot! Are spats for sporty girls, or exhibitionists?!"
-- Flavor text for Speedy Sporty Spats , Yandere Simulator

A Hat in Time

Inspired by Super Mario Sunshine, Banjo Kazooie and other games alike, it is an adorable 3D platformer collect-a-thon game starring a cute and underage space-travelling hat-wearing child named Hat Kid, who was on her way back home when she her spaceship fuels called Time Pieces are lost and scattered on a nearby unknown planet with many interesting characters. She then must collect all of the Time Pieces all over the planet to get back home...

A Hat in Time began as a kickstarter game developed using Unreal Engine 3 on 2013 and has become the biggest kickstarter-funded indie 3D-platformer game, reaching almost 1000% of its original kickstarter goal! Several composers make music for these game and voice actors, including the famous JonTron, lend their voices to the characters of the game. It has received overwhelmingly positive reviews from critics and was described as 'the only kickstarter game that is actually good'.

I have played many 3D platformers in 2017, and the ones that came close to being my number one favourite game are Super Mario Odyssey and A Hat in Time.

After playing through them and getting 100% completion in both of them, I have come to conclude...

...that Sonic Forces is the best game of 2017.

30👍 7👎

Made of stupid

A derogatory phrase used to describe someone who is on the lower scale of human intelligence similar to how "idiot", "dumbass", "retard" and "nincompoop" are used.

"Your intellect is as weak as your dollar. Failure is your destiny. You disrespect yourself and your nation. You are made of stupid."