came

Past tense of cum because cummed doesn't sound right.

Dude, I just came all over my hand, better go wash it up.

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Bloaner

A crude combination of blow job and loaner. One who loans his girlfriend to his best friend so she can give him a blow job too.

Billy, I really appreciate this, you're a great bloaner.

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Porneria

The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.

Dude, we gotta hit up that new Porneria and get Johnny a birthday present.

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fizzight

Like saying tizight. Means something is very cool, awesome, or "tight". Tight meaning cool, not tight spandex pants.

Last night was so fizzight, we should do it again sometime.