noun: Belongs to the same general family as the common Internet troll, poseur, forum whore, etc. Infrequently used as verb ("board warrioring").
1. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity who spends almost all of his/her time posting on the board and very little of it (if any) actually participating in the activity in question.
2. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity that would rather get on the board and argue with other people about who is better at the activity than actually do the activity and find out.
Board warriors are most commonly associated with computer game forums.
<rasputin> haa anyone ever seen sirbruce logged in?
<boog> Hell no, he's a total board warrior
When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.
I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.
The act of having one's log stolen from a queue without permission.
Did you just steal my log you marfiler?
A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.
Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?
Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?
To take someone's log from a queue without permission. A term commonly used in the IT industry.
Give me back my log you stupid Marfilyer.
A slang term used to decribe a canadian $10 bill, due to it's purple color.
"Dude, could you spot me a purple fuck? I'm a bit short of the ticket price."