Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

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Cougar Slayer

A gentleman and scholar in all aspects of Cougarism who has perfected the art of preying and striking, with certain success, upon a cougar of any calibur. The Alpha and Omega of Cougarism.

Bobby: Wow, Nick sure does have a way with the cougars.
Dan: Of course he does, he is a cougar slayer.

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