sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.
He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.
20π 17π
sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.
106π 122π
The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.
That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.
8π 9π
After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
642π 192π
One who enjoys having wang(s) in his ass.
Ben is such a freaking aswang.
18π 36π
2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel
"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"
9π 15π
Master of smearages; One who is very skilled at smearing
He is a smiegler and no one wants to go out with him.
2π 4π