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When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.
If youâre going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?
Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how âquaintâ the sushi places in Chicago are.
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Something thatâs just so trailer park kitsch that you just canât help but love it.
When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldnât pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.
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That perv who hangs around parties waiting to make advances on people who are too drunk to defend themselves. Or steal a purse or just take a really nice jacket.
When Karen saw that Mark, the Party Prowler from her dorm, was at the Tri-Delt party she made sure to hold onto her purse and keep an eye on her friends.
That guy across the hall is a total party prowler and that's why we don't host house parties anymore.
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Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole
If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass.
"So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit."
"What did you do?"
"I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."
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Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.
Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man whoâs hair could be used as a lethal weapon?
âMarch your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.â
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Using gossip and slander to stir shit up.
Ever since Casey got a raise, Missy has been waging a whisper war about him all over the office.
âIf that bitch thinks sheâs going to start a whisper war with me Iâll beat her ass after study hall.â
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Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.
âIâm calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. Youâve only been dating for 8 weeks and sheâs borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, Iâm warning you now.â
When I get into work tomorrow Iâm going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.
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