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A geek who, under his dorky cloths and silly glasses, has a really hot body and beautiful face. Usually has a great personality and is often socially awkward and completely unaware of his physical beauty.
Eric was shocked to see Steve from IT dancing at the bar. It turns out he's got the body of a Geek God under his lame, ill fitting work cloths.
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Named after the Greek prophetess. A way of saying âI told you soâ or to remind people not to complain to your ass about shit because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.
I filed a Cassandra Claim when you hired his dumb ass so don't start in with me. I told you he was a sticky fingered shifty bastard and you still hired him so itâs your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock.
Iâve got a Cassandra Claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, Beth, because I warned your ass that I saw his car parked in front of the porn store just about every night on my way home from work.
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A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.
The guys at Alpha Sig didnât care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.
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Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.
The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.
When Greg told us he doesnât use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.
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A moment of self denial, privation, or sacrifice that a person uses for sympathy and pity for years on end or to guilt people into doing what they want.
Ed knew that driving his girlfriend to the airport at 4am was just the martyr moment he needed to get more oral.
âLilly, you can just jump down off that cross now. Staying three minutes after work is not a martyr moment worthy of asking for Friday night off.â
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An older rich woman who dresses and does her hair and makeup in such a way that she resembles a drag queen.
âGirl, check out that drag dowager in isle three. I half expected to see an Adamâs apple on her.â
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When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.
Rick didnât mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.
Mrs. Manners says, if youâre going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.