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To say something that will shut someone up whoâs being catty.
âIf that receptionist says one damn thing about my hair, I will declaw her ass so fast.â
"If she starts getting catty, just say something about her husband leaving her for another woman. That'll declaw her in a second."
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A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.
âDude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?â
âNah, that looks like itâs a scabies sanctuary.â
Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
8👍 4👎
The perk one gets from giving big tips or being known for giving big tips.
Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that heâd deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.
Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.
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Someone who gets as much of their clothing, furnishings, books, cds, dvds, etc. from sale racks and bargain bins
Sara the Bargain Bin Bandit somehow managed to look like amazing even though her entire ensemble cost just $30.
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Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.
"Tony, donât be such a Post Secret poser. If youâre going to send in secrets shut up about it."
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Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.
With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew heâd be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.
Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. Itâs like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and thatâs why they always had her go on the band trips.
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Girls who go to GGW parties trying to get their tits on video so that they can brag about it or hoping that it will launch their career.
Ebony just knew that if she could get on the next GGW tape that record labels would be dying to sign her, everyone knew she was a Girls Gone Wild Wench.
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