owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

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v-tag

Verification Tag for pets or
ID Tag (Identification Tag) for pets
Made like a state drivers license
for any pet, any state.

Your dogg's sportin' a dope ass V-TAG!
Your dogg's wearing a cool V-TAG!
Your dogg's V-TAG is Blingin'!!

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v-tag

Verification Tag, or
ID Tag (Identification Tag)

Your dog has a nice V-Tag!

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The Smiths

One of the best things to have come out of Thatcher's Britian.

"what difference does it make".

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Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

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philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

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poop cutter

a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.

Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.

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