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Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by Brian January 11, 2005

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Musical Theory

1. A subject that 75% of "musicians" out there have never touched.
2. An excuse the ignorant make to put down artists that try to push the boundaries of contemporary music. All the while these same ignoramuses believe poor technique and slop equate with good music just because everybody else thinks so. These people also have never bothered to actually listen to the music they loathe so much.
3. A set of (flexible) rules that dictate the manner in which music functions.

In most introductory music theory courses, students learn about the intervallic structure of the major scale and how it is harmonized.

by Brian February 26, 2004

84πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Avenue Q

A highly acclaimed Broadway musical that, unfortunatley, I haven't seen (a problem with living on the other side of the country). However, the soundtrack is HELLA funny, and should be checked out by all.

What do you do witha B.A. in English, what is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree! I cant pay the bills yet cause I've got no skills yet, the world is a big scary place!!!

by Brian July 29, 2005

151πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 29, 2004

16πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 24, 2004

38πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


dellPod

A slang name for any of the mp3 players made by Dell. I have no doubt it is based on Apple's iPod, probably because of how similar it is in the sense that they're both great mp3 players.

I have a 1st generation dellPod 20. It kicks ass.

by Brian June 18, 2005

39πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by Brian March 25, 2003

38πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž