ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

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Zonis

Shit bag, dipshit, piece of crap

You're such a Zonis asshole

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URBS

A new-founded internet lingo that means just like it is spelled..."You are BS"

stfu, urbs.

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Mo Friggers

Spin off of "My Brother" or "My Dogg"

Yo J.B. , what are them Mo Friggers doing this Friday night?

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hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

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butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

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CSI

TV show with hands down, THE BEST theme songs ever. A producer or someone high up there at CBS must like The Who a lot.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Who Are You

CSI: Miami: We Won't Get Fooled Again

CSI: New York: Baba O'Riley.

what more do you need?

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