Carney Combo

The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.

There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.

Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.

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Super Carney Combo

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

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