Hot Milo

When you plant your ass cheeks firmly on someone’s face cheeks and poop as you slide towards the chin, leaving a layer of man made sunscreen across the bridge of the nose.

Tim jumped over the fence to meet his friend Billiam, but Billiam was inside giving Clayton a Hot Milo, and could not come out to play.

Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.