grody

adj. (grow-dee): when someone is dirty, gross, uncempt, bad hygene, nappy hair, greasy, not very good looking etc.

that bitch is grody...if you touch her you'll probably get Lou Gehrig's disease...

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seriocity

adj. (sear-ree-awh-si-tee): a state of complete and utter seriousness or a dire situation or a sarcastic seriousness

You're going to jump off of that 2 story parking garage drunk...well this has seriocity written all over it.

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tweever

noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"

Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.

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fwumpty

adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes

Check out that girl over there with that dope ass...dude that shit is fwumpty as fuck...

spooginer

noun (spoo-gin-er): a girl with the potential to get spooge inside of her. variant- spoogilicious

She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

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squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

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