sniperfied

Something you supposed to say when you kill someone with a sniper rifle on a game.

Kyle: Boom! You have been...sniperfied

Me: Indeed I have!

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France

A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.

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Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

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Anarchism

Based on the theory that everyone wants to do good.

Most potheads that dress in black all the time and write pseduo-suicidal poetry claim they are anarchist.

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Attack

1.) To enter military forces into another country with hostile intentions.
2.) to criticize strongly.
3.) to set upon with violent force.

No remorse, no repent
We don't care what it meant
Another day, another death
Another sorrow, another breath
No remorse, no repent
We don't care what it meant
Another day, another death
Another sorrow, another breath

ATTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

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boss

In a video game the a big enemy at the end of the level. Defeated in the boss fight.

"Holy crap! The boss in the first level of Contra is totally weak!"

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snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

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