Caca

A piece of hot poop, crap, or s*#t. A huge crap.

Oh man, I just took a huge caca.
Caca on that! (same effect as "Screw that!")
What! Someone just caca'd all over the bathroom.
It smells like total caca!

schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.