buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

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Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.

In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians

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the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

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