1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.
My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.
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To be made fat without consent or by accident.
Watch what you eat or you may get fatassinated.
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To manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner.
Bruce was a nice guy, but he would often batmanipulate me into doing what he wanted.
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The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).
I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.
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A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.
Bruce invited me over for a dish of his homemade batmanicotti.
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Aspiring actress who goes to Hollywood in search of her dreams but finds only heartbreak. In a flurry of tears she takes off in an old worn-down car, never to be seen again.
I thought Susan had potential, but she turned out to be just another hollywood freeway chicken.
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