Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style

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The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

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ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

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goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

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scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

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Philkin

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.

yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.

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Whacktacular

(noun)-To kill 4 or more people with a Plasma Sword in Halo 2 in rapid succession, can also be accomplished with a Brute Shot or any other weapon, but it is much more difficult.

Performing a whacktacular proves you are a top of the line player

Holy hell, I just overboarded every single one of those bitches with my sword, what a whacktacular!

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