smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

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Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

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Tranny Cum

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough

Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!

lawl

This word is basically the pronounciation of the AOL instant messanger slang "lol" which means "laugh out loud" but it is much more than that.
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Popularized by PurePwnage's very own Jeremy (the pwnerer), people now use the word "lawl" in every day speech. The more a's in the word, the funnier it is.

"Look at that total n00b wearing highwaters, lawl!"
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"hahaha, girls are making fun of him and he's running away, laaaawl!!"
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"Oh my God, he got hit by a truck and he's either dead or gonna be a vegatable for the rest of his life, laaaaaaaaaaaawl!!!!"

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redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

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Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

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The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

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