Yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK, notorious for its swingers' scene. Lots of small, prim housing estates, with nice neat front gardens, and yet an abundance of pampas grass.

If invited to a Yarm House Party, it's best to check if there's a dress code, and if so, is it full BDSM, or just black tie and gown. If the latter, keep your car keys in your pocket, and do not place them in the fruit bowl.

In common parlance, "Yarm" now implies some sort of sexual deviancy of the middle-class, suburban type.

"The neighbours invited us round to a party at their place. They seem really friendly, but the misses said they were obviously after some sort of Yarm action."