zaftig

synonym for fat, chunky, beefish, large, plump, etc., often used in personal ads.

single zaftig looking for fun or just tacos

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Trump

When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.

I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.