Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.

(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."

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NTB

Not The Boys

A group of young men who are not a part of the "boys" group because, the boys, are douche bags. Thus, Not The Boys, or "NTB" are not douche bags or assholes and are far superior to the "boys".

Damn, the boys are such assholes to everybody, thankfully I'm apart of NTB, the far superior group of friends. #LongLiveNTB