Medicure

Making an appointment for or getting both a manicure AND a pedicure.

Thor: Hey, you wanna go workout at six o'clock after work tonight?
Dawn: Sorry, can't; I'll be at a medicure appointment.
Thor: Medi what?
Dawn: Oh, I'm going to the salon to get a manicure and a pedicure, you know, a medicure.
Thor: Hahaha, too funny! Maybe tomorrow then...

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Sneeze Constipation

Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.

Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?

Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!

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