Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

deprexy

Depressed and sexy.

Noo don't kys you're so deprexy aha

Yinder

Opposite of yonder; "here", as opposed to "over there".

You can get a steak o'er yonder or a burger o'er yinder.